01 7 / 2010
Things I’ve learned today
While the Facebook community welcomes, likes & comments freely on statuses about hot delivery guys, and not wanting to do my job, they do not seem to have the same appreciation for statuses about how I might be stinking up the office with my unshowered ass.
27 4 / 2010
[LINK] Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook.
I just fell in love with a tumblr. Please excuse me while I overload their inbox with embarrassing comments from my parents on Facebook. It’s been awhile since they posted, I hope it’s still active!
25 2 / 2010
With whom exactly would I be procreating to produce an angry green vampire knight baby? I doubt the validity of this ad, Facebook.
30 1 / 2010
Up next in the news
that isn’t news, I may be suffering from a really dramatic and life threatening…FACEBOOK ADDICTION.
dun, dun, dun…what does this mean for you and your family?
tune in at 5 for the shocking story.
02 11 / 2009
i hate facebook suggestions. honestly, i promise you, i am a fan of new jersey. but i’m not going to become one on facebook.
12 9 / 2009
dear facebook,
no posts? really? i should find some people that i know? i guess you mean besides the people i’m already friends with, or the people you constantly suggest i become friends with, right?
i am really getting sick of your constant glitches. can you work this shizz out please?
05 9 / 2009
i txt’d a pictureless msg to facebook photos in error “Sorry, we couldn’t find any photos in that message.” yes facebook i know.
