June 2009
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Jun 1st
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“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway
Jun 1st
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“Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are...”
– Theodore N. Vail
Jun 1st
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May 2009
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“Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.”
– Auguste Rodin
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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you must download the wawa hoagiefest songs. →
May 31st
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May 31st
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Kidsongs. Fuck yeah! →
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May 31st
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Uhm. Okay. (Haha I had to reblog this, so redic, I...
Customer - hh... do you have soy milk?
147xxxx - yupp!
Customer - is it vanilla soy milk?
147xxxx - yeah, its already a bit flavored with vanilla (shows box)
Customer - okay. I want that. Medium - cold.
147xxxx - Do you only want only soy milk? or do you want an iced coffee drink with soy milk?
Customer - What? Soy milk.
147xxxx - ... Alright. So just soy milk in this cup (holds up grande, he nods), do you want ice in it?
Customer - Uhm... YEAH.
147xxxx - Okay (moves around to register) so an iced grande soy milk is-
Customer - what? no, I want a LATTE. WITH VANILLA SOY MILK.
May 31st
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May 30th
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My friends are so fucking awesome.
May 30th
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May 30th
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DEAR PEOPLE WHO HATE CILANTRO:
fuckyeahcilantro: okay. so we know you are defective. condolences are in order. but does your genetic handicap have other implications? i am genuinely curious. do you find yourself hating other things that everyone else around you seems to enjoy? do you sneer at puppies? do you hate sex? are you all “oh groooossss it smells like sweat! yuck.” does pussy also taste soapy to you. does it. ...
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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fuck yeah 90s! →
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May 27th
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May 26th
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“If you could say it in words there would be no reason to paint.”
– Edward Hopper - American painter
May 26th
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May 26th
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Coffee Education for all those who love Joe.
lovemesomecoffee: It is a well-known fact to coffee drinkers everywhere that Honoré de Balzac, famous nineteenth-century French writer (remember Père Goriot?), drank up to 40 cups of coffee per day! We say coffee beans although they are really berries. Turkish bridegrooms were once required to make a promise during their wedding ceremonies to always provide their new wives with coffee. If they...
May 26th
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May 26th
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History of Quizzo →
May 25th
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Kelly & Jackie dueling on the inflatable joust at PetzFest.
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May 21st
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Partly Sunny vs. Partly Cloudy
(Preface: This is the kind of shit I ponder at work, rather than actually doing work.) Okay, so I don’t really understand Partly Sunny vs. Partly Cloudy. Is it like a glass half full vs. half empty thing? To an optimistic newscaster - Partly Sunny, to a pessimistic newscaster — Partly Cloudy? Or is it a matter of percentages? Like Partly Sunny is greater than or equal to 51% sunny and...
May 21st
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May 21st
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“In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at...”
– Albert Schweitzer
May 19th
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May 19th
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